Sunday, August 26, 2007

THIS is trouble

Claudio now has full posting rights on this blog.

Readers can expect BIG changes here in the days to come, including:

* more frequent references to nut trees of the family Juglandaceae
* dumb accents on command
* more requests for sandwiches
* flagrant Philadelphia jingoism
* occasional bursts of stupidity followed months and months of neglect
* updates on my progress on learning Mohawk
* senseless lists like this
* hoagies, hoagies, hoagies!


Petrus said...

more requests for sandwiches? do you mean cookies?

Jamie Carin and Claudio Romano said...

he has a sandwich obsession lately. He asks for sandwiches constantly. However I would like to point out that he admitted to me that he doesn't actually WANT more sandwiches...he just wants the right to request them. And people say I am the crazy one!

Claud said...

We hold these foods to be self-evident: that all men are created hungry, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liquor and the Prosciutt' of Sandwiches. — That to secure these rights, Wives are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the hunger of the husband, — That whenever any Form of Home Economics becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Hubby to incessantly complain about it.

Jamie Carin and Claudio Romano said...


you slay me


gina said...

What is your favorite sandwich, Claudio?

Claud said...


Hmm...gotta be Italian hoagies from Wawa....and also Corned Beef and/or pastrami on rye. Got kinda an Italian-Jewish thing going there, which prepared me well for marrying Jamie! :)

Petrus said...

Notice that Clauio's favorite sandwich is from WAWA!!!!!!!!!!! Not even his own wife's sandwich!! What sort of psychological torture are you putting your poor wife through!!!!!!!!!!

Claud said...

They are easily made, Petrus! I've made them myself back in my bachelor days. Amoroso roll. Some lunchmeat and cheese, vinegar, salt, oil, lettuce, tomato, onion.

As for my favorite not being my WIFE'S sandwich, I can only say as a sometime scientist, that I do not have nearly enough data to make a determination in that regard. Perhaps a lengthy study with different varieties over several months might provide enough data for a proper judgment.

Petrus said...

Why do the scientist always blame not-enough-data for their obvious blunders.

I bet Jamie made the brownies cakey on purpose. Good job, girl.